The Earth has a magnetic field that extends far into outer space, and which is caused by the Earth’s molten iron core, making our planet somewhat like a magnet, north and south magnetic poles that are separate from the geographic poles.  In other words, the geographic North Pole is in one place, and the magnetic pole in another.  If you’re wondering what all this has to do with current events, stay with me.  The magnetic field protects us from radiation and creates the northern and southern lights, that are only visible near the magnetic poles.  Our magnetic field protects life on Earth, and aids in navigation.  People can use a compass to navigate, and some animals find their way thanks to the magnetic field.  Now, the molten iron core of the Earth is constantly moving around, as molten metal tends to do.  Since 1831, the North magnetic pole has been moving around 6 miles a year, so it’s over 1,240 miles from where it was back then.  However, scientists (real scientists, not climate change fraudsters)  have found that for the past 20 years or so, the poles are moving much faster, more than 30 miles per year.  Scientists believe that this may indicate the onset of a magnetic reversal, in which the North and South magnetic poles change places, so that a compass will point to the South pole, not the North.  This has happened many times in the past, about every 200,000 to 300,000 years.  The last magnetic reversal was 780,000 years ago, so we may be overdue.  I’ve long suspected that liberals, leftists, progressives, or whatever, have some solid object between their ears which affects their minds.  Stone always was the leading candidate for this substance, but now I think it may be metal, and it may be the ongoing magnetic shift that has caused their derangement.  We all thought that Donald Trump was the sole cause of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome), but what if it’s more than that?  What if Trump is simply the catalyst that triggered the lunacy caused by the shifting magnetic fields inside their heads?  We could be on to something.  This, better than any other explanation I’ve heard, would account for the drastic (you should pardon the expression) polar shifts in positions by the Left.  I mean, we always knew that were hypocrites, but what if they can’t help it?  Think about it, during the same period of time in which the poles began moving six times faster than they had been moving, liberal positions have turned around 180 degrees. (A little geographic lingo).  Traditionally, Democrats were friendly toward Russia.  They laughed at Mitt Romney when he suggested there was a new Cold War with Russia.  Now, they all but advocate a real war against Russia.  After 911, Democrats opposed the Patriot Act, claiming that it infringed on the rights of American citizens.  Even before 911, Democrats fought to restrict the activities of the CIA and FBI.  Now, Democrats are in support of unrestricted electronic surveillance on American citizens, up to and including spying on a sitting President, and conduct which amounts to a political coup.  What could have caused this?  It has to be the iron between their ears.  But there’s more.  Recently, Democrats, almost all of them, including Il Duce Obama and Hillary Clinton, the whole cabal, were opposed to gay marriage.  Now, not only are they in favor of it, they say anyone who doesn’t agree is no better than a criminal.  What’s more, you not only must agree with gay marriage, you also must recognize an unlimited number of possible genders, or else there’s something wrong with you.  Has to be iron on the brain.  But it’s worse.  The magnetic shift has caused a reversal of norms.  Democrats now exist in a bizarre world where up is down, good is bad, and legal is illegal.  All Democrats opposed open borders.  Now, they say allowing illegal aliens into the country at will, although against the law, is legal, and enforcing the law by detaining them is illegal.  Before, Democrats supported the Second Amendment and would never try to take away your guns.  Now they favor confiscation.  Before the magnetic shift, Democrats recognized the need for some restrictions on abortion.  Now, they say that executing criminals is wrong, but killing unborn (and newborn) babies is right.  Because their minds have been affected by the shift in the magnetic field, liberals no longer are able to perceive reality.  Case in point.  In the People’s Republic of California, there are tens of thousands of homeless people living on the streets, without even the most basic sanitary facilities.  In the State that pioneered regulations preventing water pollution, and mandating sewage treatment, piles of human feces have turned the streets into open sewers, causing a health emergency.  The Democrats who run California see the same people living in tents and boxes on the street.  They see the piles of human waste, and they see the rat infestations, and call their neglect “compassion.”  This week, the federal government announced plans to step in and get the homeless off the streets and into housing.  Think the iron-for-brains Democrats are grateful?  Think again.   A Los Angeles Councilman said, “Trump wants to ‘crackdown’ on homelessness and put people into ‘government facilities.’ We’ve buried refugee children held hostage in his damn facilities.  What inhumane treatment will he sanction for the unhoused?”  A staffer for the LA Mayor added “They don’t know the work that we’re doing.”  “They’re just not thoughtful — and, quite frankly, not smart enough to know what we’re doing.”  Uh huh.  Getting human beings off the streets, into clean housing, and providing food and medical care is inhumane, while letting them die on the street is humane.  I rest my case.  Brain damage.  But, let’s remember, it’s not their fault.  It’s the magnetic field inside their heads.  They’re just sick.  Maybe, just maybe, those people wearing the tinfoil hats that all this time we thought were crazy are really the sane ones, and it’s Democrat elected officials who are nuts.