On Wednesday the Senate finally brought the impeachment farce to its expected and deserved end, acquitting President Trump of the phony articles of impeachment. Once the senators voted to proceed without calling witnesses who would add absolutely nothing to the case, the proceedings were delayed until the inevitable final vote. But not before Adam Schiff (for brains) made one last nonsensical appeal for conviction. Schiff’s comic opera final argument mirrored the insulting performance the Democrats have been putting on throughout this shameful fiasco. He lied, begged, lied some more, and threatened the senators he was supposed to convince with evidence he never had. He spewed that the argument that impeachable acts had be criminal was flawed because “this argument would allow that he could not be impeached for such abuses of power. Of course, this would be absurd. More than absurd, it would be dangerous.” Schiff laughably continued, “But there is more. Truth matters. Right matters — but so does decency. Decency matters.” Really? What in the world does Adam Schiff know about truth, right or decency? Schiff called the President “a man without character or ethical compass,” and accused Attorney General William Barr of covering up for him. Schiff warned that Trump would “continue trying to cheat in the election” if left in office. And he warned the Senate: “What shall you say if Russia again interferes in our election and Donald Trump does nothing but celebrate the efforts?” He threatened that “history will not be kind to Donald Trump,” and promised any senators who did not vote to remove him “your name will be tied to his with a cord of steel and for all of history.” Whew! Then Schiff really went nuts, suggesting that voting to acquit Trump could open the door to Trump “offer[ing] Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election” or appointing son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner “to run the country, delegating to him the decision whether they go to war.” So if you follow the twisted Democrat bouncing ball, Trump was courting Russia by giving Russia’s enemy Ukraine weapons they can use against Russia. And even a phone call to Ukraine is really about Russia, because everything that’s wrong in America is because of Russia. That’s crazy right? Not to the leftist imbeciles of the media. They were captivated by the Schiff storm. Rachel Maddow tweeted, “Schiff’s closing argument in the Trump impeachment trial was one for the ages. Would not surprise me if it’s taught someday as the seminal opposition speech from this era in presidential (and Republican party) history.” This was too much for Guardian journalist Glenn Greenwald. He replied, “Schiff probably is going to be carved into Mt. Rushmore, & his speech will replace both the Bible & the Constitution as the principal text studied by scholars, students and aspiring gurus. I’m gathering a group to saw off Lincoln’s head from the Memorial & replace it with his.” The Mount Rushmore idea is a good one. I think Schiff, Nadler, Pelosi and Schumer all should be on Mount Rushmore. I can see it now – Mount Liemore –
Schiff is the third big ass from the left. And his speech will become one of the most memorable political speeches in our history. Right up there with Dr. Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream speech. I can hear it now. Listen my children, it’s Adam Schiff’s I Have to Lie speech: “Yes senators, I have to lie today … I have to lie so that people who only watch CNN and MSNBC will never learn of the accomplishments of Donald Trump. I have to lie to avoid confronting the facts that more people are working today, are earning more money and keeping more of what they earn, are happier, and even are living longer. I have to lie to slander the President, to undermine his ability to conduct foreign policy and to carry out the duties of his office, because Hillary was supposed to win. And I have to lie about what the President said and did, even though we have a transcript of what he said, and overwhelming evidence that he did nothing wrong. I have to lie to give Democrats a chance to destroy the hopes of Americans who, after so many years of despair, have finally gotten the weight of the government off their backs and are experiencing freedom. So if America is to be a great nation, we must let Bullschiff ring. So let Bullschiff ring from the human feces covered streets of San Francisco. Let Bullschiff ring from the liberal hills of Hollywood. Let Bullschiff ring from New York City and Chicago. Yes, let Bullschiff ring, and when we allow Bullschiff to ring – when we let it ring only from the 487 counties Hillary won in 2016, but not the 2,626 counties won by Trump, because all his voters are deplorable rubes; every lying, cheating, delusional Democrat will be able to join hands and sing from that old-time Democrat spiritual, “Back in power, back in power, we lied about everything, and we’re back in power. Can I get an Amen brothers, sisters- and those of you are aren’t quite sure?” Yeah, that’ll happen. Anyhow, to tie this back into the title of this work, “La comedia e’ finita.” The comedy is finished. Ruggero Leoncavallo wrote that line to end his opera, Pagilacci, in 1892. The difference is that what Leoncavallo wrote was art. What Schiff (for brains) is peddling is pure Bullschiff. So the President is acquitted, and he’s not about to sell Alaska to the Russians. I wonder what they’d give us for California though? No. On second thought, we’d probably owe them.
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