Woke wing-nuts only allow the use of the term “the Holidays,” and we’re in their midst right now.  Leftists object to saying Merry Christmas, and so have substituted “Happy Holidays” instead.  Can’t say “Christmas” because the word includes the name of Christ, and thus might give some unsuspecting innocents the crazy idea that December 25 is some sort of a religious occasion.  Can’t have that.  And even the term “the Holidays” has been modified of late.  “The Holidays” used to refer to Hannukah, Christmas and New Years Day, but that was insufficiently inclusive.  Don’t take my word for it.  The U.S. Postal Service produces “holiday” stamps, which now include commemorations of Diwali, Kwanzaa and Eid as well the mundane Hannukah and Christmas stamps.  So have a happy holiday of your choice, so long as you don’t dare utter the word “Christmas.” Or have as happy a holiday as the Woke imbeciles will permit.  You can tell it’s “the Holidays” because the purveyors of insult, injury and misery on the Left have begun to try to ruin the season.  They don’t approve of “Holiday” movies and TV shows.  They complain that the Hallmark Channel Christmas movies are “too white,” and if anything’s worse than Christmas, it would have to be a white Christmas.  I have a different objection to these movies.  Every one of them is the same story, just with different actors and titles, and they’ve been playing them over and over since July.  It seems that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is “problematic,” because he’s abused by his father, bullied by the other reindeer, and isn’t accepted till he proves useful to the fat sleigh driver, or was that slave driver?  This week, some loony Twitter twits panned It’s a Wonderful Life as mysoginistic.  Apparently, there’s a scene where George Bailey kisses his wife, the mother of their four children, without first getting her consent.  Shocking!  You’d think the miserable misanthropes of the Left would approve of this movie.  It’s really the perfect picture for a Woke Holiday season.  After all, it associates Christmas with such things as death, impending bankruptcy, envy, frustration, embezzlement, drunk driving, clinical depression, and attempted suicide.  Holiday fun for the whole family.  And the whole idea of the movie is how much better it would be had George never been born.  That ought to appeal to the pro-abortion crowd.  It doesn’t.  It’s a Wonderful Life is horribly out of date anyway.  George is all bent out of shape by an $8,000 deficit?  Who cares?  Nowadays, he could just say he invested it in Bitcoin and it went down, or else just put in for another PPP loan.  Problem solved by Uncle Sucker.  Christmas songs are equally offensive to the Left.  They’ve cancelled the original rendition of Baby It’s Cold Outside as a celebration of date rape.  Who knew?  It’s a good thing these kooks don’t listen to Christmas music, because they’d really be triggered by some of other song lyrics.  God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is far too gender specific and suggests that only males get to rest.  By the same token, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus must be updated.  Maybe I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, or I Saw He, Him, It Kissing He, She, Whatever the Fuck?  Then there’s Walking In A Winter Wonderland, which clearly offends the recent migrant, a/k/a illegal alien community.  People from Guatemala and Honduras don’t get a winter wonderland.  I think DHS needs to install snow making equipment under that bridge in Texas.  Oh Come Oh Ye Faithful is a clear insult to the atheist community.  And make no mistake, atheists love Christmas, uh, pardon me, “the Holidays” because, let’s face it, it’s the only time of the year anyone pays attention to them.  Atheist groups have managed to cancel a number of schools plans to put on student performances of A Charlie Brown Christmas, because Linus actually recites a bible verse in the show.  And of course the schools, ever wary of the danger of bringing church too close to State, and having no balls in addition to no faith, have dutifully knuckled under.  Here’s a lesson for “the atheist community.”  The First Amendment’s religion clause has two parts.  One says the government can’t establish an official religion.  The other one protects the right to the free exercise of religion.  This means atheists are free to believe in nothing, but they can’t insist that others abandon their faith to please them.  So if you don’t like Christmas, on December 25 go to a Chinese restaurant, go see the latest super-hero movie, and otherwise button your lips.  Our government is weighing in on “the Holidays” in its own inimitable way.  Anthony “I am the Science” Fauci, or was that Fascist, has more advice for a happy holiday, “One thing that vaccinated people can feel comfortable with, for example — let’s take the holiday setting, you’re with your family, you have grandparents and parents and children, when you get vaccinated and you have a vaccinated group and you are in an indoor setting, you can enjoy, as we have traditionally over the years, dinners and gatherings within the home with people who are vaccinated.”  You remember that tradition, don’t you?  When we used to hang our vaccine cards by the chimney with care?  Fauci wasn’t done, “That’s the reason why people should, if they invite people over their home, essentially ask and maybe require that people show evidence that they are vaccinated.”  A new tradition, “Merry Christmas, papers please!”  Fauci’s boss President Biden even got into the act.  He counselled the nation that, if you can’t get the gifts you want, don’t blame him, because Santa Claus is in charge of the supply chain.  Yes Virginia, he is a corrupt demented imbecile.  One thing the Left does approve of for the Holiday season is the Yule Log.  This does make some sense because the Yule Log is derived from Norse mythology, dating back to the pagan practices of the Vikings and ancient Germans who burned logs this time of year to honor the Norse God Odin.  If its not Christian, it has to be good, right?  But the Left didn’t like the traditional Yule Log

so they updated it.  Here’s the new official Woke Yule Log

That’s the Fox News tree set afire by a NY kook who should have been in jail.  The arson got coverage from The NY Times, which reported the tree “caught fire.”  Which was true.  It “caught fire” right after a maniac climbed it and lit a match.  Taking a page from WPIX, I hear that CNN will play a loop of the burning Fox tree for 24 hours Christmas Day.  And to all a Woke night.