The top phrase of 2023 has to be “classified documents.” It all began last year, when the Left went nuts over the seizure of supposed classified documents from Donald Trump’s Mar a Lago.  The nuts railed about nuclear codes, military secrets and national security.  They wanted Trump arrested, imprisoned, and even executed for treason.  Some idiot soap opera star even suggested that Ivanka Trump’s body should be exhumed to search for secret documents hidden in her casket.  A special counsel was appointed to persecute Trump for supposedly illegally possessing classified documents.  We can be sure that Trump had nothing that imperiled national security for a good reason.  The Dems haven’t leaked anything about the documents.  One scenario I’ve seen says what Trump had were only folders that once held documents.  No matter.  We were assured that Trump is a felon who must be convicted.  “What?  A former president dared to have some classified material?  That’s shocking!”  Then something very interesting happened.  In January, after the House Speaker nonsense was completed, it was announced that classified documents were discovered at the Penn Biden Center on November 2, 2022.  Because an election was days away, the Corrupt Demented Imbecile Biden Administration hid the news.  The Penn Biden Center is at UPenn.  It was funded with $54 million in donations from Chinese Communists, and in 2018 and 2019, the Center paid Old Joe some $900,000 for a no show job.  On December 20, more classified documents were found at Biden’s Wilmington home, in a garage where Joe keeps his Corvette.  On January 9, the Penn Biden documents story broke.  On January 10, Biden claimed to be surprised about the Penn Biden documents, and said he didn’t know how they got there.  He never mentioned the garage cache.  Then later, two more searches discovered more documents in other rooms in the house, and a Justice Department search on January 21 revealed even more documents.  This created a problem for Democrats, who had been telling us possessing documents was a crime.  As with all things political, it wasn’t about documents, national security, or even about Biden.  It was all about Trump.  But the Dems did their best to cover up for Joe. “See, Trump is different.  He kept them in a room, locked with a lock recommended by the FBI, inside a fortress, guarded 24/7 by the Secret Service, and he had turned documents over to the National Archives, just not all of them.”  And Biden?  “He only had them in a box in his garage, at the house where his crackhead son Hunter, who was in business with the Chinese Communists lived.”  “Wait.  Let me rephrase that.”  Uh huh.  Georgia Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson, the genius who once asked if stationing troops on Guam could cause the island to capsize, mused that all the documents may have been planted, presumably by Trump or some other evil Republicans.  Right.  Planted there, and there, and there, and there, and there.  This week, it was revealed that even Mike Pence had some documents.  Il Duce Obama, who left the White House with some 30 million presidential documents, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been awfully quiet of late.  I wonder why?  As I have a strange sense of humor, all this reminded me of a song form the Broadway musical Chicago, called, Whatever Happened to Class?  Here are some of the lyrics:

Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

That’s right.  Whatever happened to all those class-ified documents?  The multiple discoveries of wayward documents raises a number of pertinent questions, such as:  Why are so many documents classified?  If they’re so sensitive, why didn’t somebody miss them during the six years or more they were in Philadelphia being translated into Chinese, and in the box near Joe’s Corvette?  We’re told the Biden documents relate to Ukraine.  A Hunter email suggests he had access to classified material when he was angling for a job with the Ukrainian company Burisma, which ultimately paid him $1 million a year. (Less 10% for the Big Guy).  Did Hunter use  secret U.S. documents to make money, or as rolling papers for his dope?  More to the point – Who blew the whistle on Joe Biden and why now?  That’s a good one.  It’s no secret, classified or otherwise, that Joe Biden is a senile nincompoop, whose brain matter is rapidly turning from chicken gumbo to chicken broth.  He wanders aimlessly, talks gibberish, even to people who aren’t there, and has left no doubt that he’s not up to the job.  Meanwhile, although practically brain-dead, Biden has vowed to run for reelection.  Probably, someone who works or worked for Biden, and who knew of the Penn Biden documents, decided this scandal would be a good way to force Joe out.  The later revelations of documents in Biden’s house were an added attraction, which I suspect was unknown and unintended.  Justice has  appointed a Special Counsel to investigate Joe.  It had to, in order to keep up the pretense of equal justice.  But there’s a problem.  Prominent Democrats are now “concerned.”  How to persecute Trump for doing something far less dangerous than Biden?  No matter how they try to twist it, docs in a locked room in Mar a Lago pale in comparison to “I don’t know what they were or how they got there,” where the “theres” are a place accessible to Chinese Communists, the house of the son in the employ of Chinese Communists, and the box in front of the Corvette, in the garage of the house where, we’re told, no record was kept of who went in and out.  The lapdog media is still trying to help Joe though.  Whoopi Goldberg no less, and there is no less, is trying to explain how Biden declassified the documents, though it’s hard to understand how you could declassify something of which you proclaim to have no knowledge.  And when Trump actually did declassify materials, these same A-holes said that didn’t count.  No, it looks like it’s curtains for Old Joe.  Democrats don’t care that he had classified documents.  It’s all a joke anyhow, as the reality is that classified documents are absolutely everywhere, and always have been.  Democrats can forgive Biden that.  Joe Biden is a thief and a liar.  Democrats can forgive that.  But they can’t forgive Biden for interfering with their blind pursuit of Donald Trump.  They would cheerfully hand over to the Chinese every classified document in the vault if they could just convict Trump of something.  He’s the White Whale and they’re all Ahab, all the time.  So forget their prattling about “national security.”  If they really cared about that, they wouldn’t be letting millions of illegals overrun the country.  Everything goes back to Trump, so it’s time for Biden to go under the bus.  Two birds, one stone.