Somehow, 2023 is coming to an end, and the festive holiday season is once again at our throats.  It’s a time for celebration, and reflection.  Unfortunately, what we  have to reflect on is the disgrace and obscenity which is the Biden Administration.  If all the Democrats wanted was to rid themselves of Donald Trump, they got their wish.  A president who really wanted to do what Corrupt Demented Imbecile Joe Biden told us he wanted to do, namely, return to a normal, orderly government, without the painful Tweets and other emanations  (a/k/a truths) being uttered by Donald Trump, Biden would have left the perfectly functioning programs alone, and taken credit for everything Trump built.  If you’ve forgotten, what Trump gave us was, no inflation, higher wages, lower taxes, a secure border, energy independence, no trouble from Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea, a revitalized military, a stronger NATO alliance, greatly improved trade agreements, and fewer regulations.  Biden reversed all Trump initiatives, which has left us begging Venezuela and Saudi Arabia for oil, with record high interest rates, runaway inflation, 10 million illegal immigrant invaders, the threat of global war, an impotent military, and crippling, freedom stealing regulations, designed to end oil production, take away your gas stove and dryer, and balloon energy prices; the stated goal being “equity,” which I guess means all Americans will be equally miserable, cold, and destitute.  But enough of reality.  It’s Christmas, so let’s celebrate the joy which is the Biden White House.

Even that has changed.  Here was the 2017 Trump White House at Christmas –

Classy and elegant.  Now here’s the 2023 Biden White House –

No comment.  But let’s get into the holiday mood with some Christmas carols, Joe Biden style.  Remember the promise of 2021?  Well, that went South pretty fast, so sing along with me –

It’s Beginning to Look a lot like Chaos

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chaos,
Everywhere you go,
Looters emptied the Five and Ten,
They released them on bail again,
And now they’re jacking cars and stealing dough.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chaos,
No goods in any store,
But the most pressing sign to heed,
are the multiple locks you need on your own front door.

As election nears, four more years,
Is the wish of Jill and Joe,
But the working folk, who are going broke,
Just can’t wait for them to go,

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chaos,
Addicts line the street,
It may look pretty bad for Joe, Not for those who’re in the know, cause they know they’ll cheat.

Hunter the Blowman

Hunter the Blowman, was a crooked, stoned A-hole
With two bloodshot eyes, he made cocaine buys, then he smoked another bowl.
Hunter the Blowman, was a businessman they say,
People paid the dope, only in the hope his old man would grease their way.

There really was no magic in the deals that Hunter made,
there was quid pro quo, in return for dough,
and The Big Guy to be paid.

Oh, Hunter the Blowman
was indicted then you see, for the tax they say,
that he failed to pay, is he worried, no not he,
He just bobbed his chin, said, “The fix is in,
I’ll get off with one to three.”

Pad the Walls

Pad the walls, here comes Joe Biden
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
His trips and falls have been excitin’
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

He tries to speak, but only mumbles
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Then walks away, but always stumbles
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

With a drooling fool to lead us
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
War and ruin soon will greet us
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Follow me when voting draws nigh
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
And replace the senile Big Guy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

CNN We’ve Heard You Lie

CNN we’ve heard you lie
Sweetly singing Biden’s praise
As you stifle all replies
That cut through the smoke and haze

Gloria, just keep shoveling bullshit
Gloria, just keep shoveling bullshit

Liberals why this jubilee?
What is there to celebrate?
What the gladsome tidings be?
Have you seen the interest rate?

Gloria, just keep shoveling bullshit
Gloria, just keep shoveling bullshit

Come to see reality
Him whose praise the liars sing
Addled mind, arthritic knee
Has your senile, thieving King

Gloria, we’re through buying bullshit
Gloria, we’re through buying bullshit

See the mammoth mess he’s made
Broken borders, prices soar
Next November, grant us aid
Throw Joe Biden out the door

Gloria, we’re through buying bullshit
Gloria, we’re not buying bullshit, again

Biden Claus is Coming to Town

You better watch out
You’re liable to cry
Your money’s tapped out
I’m telling you why, Biden Claus is coming to town

He’s got a long list
Of bribery and vice
He’s going to get rich
By raising his price, Biden Claus is coming to town

He’s harmless when he’s sleeping
He’s senile when awake
He wants to stay for four more years
Cause his family’s on the take

So, you better cash out
The market will tank
But Joe doesn’t care
He’s got a Swiss bank
Biden Claus is coming to town

Green Christmas
A solo by Joe Biden –

The sun is shining, the grass is green,
The muggers and migrants play.
There’s never been such a spree
in Old Washington, D.C.
It’s more than an 80 year old can bear —
And so I’m leaving for Delaware, oh

I’m dreaming of a green Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the donors shell out, while you we sell out,
To yield piles of dirty dough

I’m dreaming of a green Christmas
With every crooked Hunter deal,
May the FBI remain blind,
And our kickbacks remain hard to find

Yes things are pretty grim for Joe Biden these days.  Democrats are hoping he doesn’t run in 2024.  They’re counting on a Christmas miracle.  Join us now, as the Democratic National Committee choir sings it’s Yuletide prayer –

O Come O Come Obama Michele

O come O come Obama Michele,
And rescue us, for things have gone to Hell,
Old Joe will F up everything here,
Until the wife of God should appear,
Come quick, come quick, Obama Michele,
Or Trump again will in the White House dwell.

Well that’s all I have, so Merry Christmas to all.  Oh, and our Chief Executive wanted to share his holiday wishes –