The holidays are fast approaching, so it was time for the Leftist imbeciles to take yet another shot at our Christmas traditions.  They’ve already made a number of attacks on Christmas.  They say Christmas is too Christian to be good for America, and of course, only these left-wing, self-hating A-holes know what’s good for America.  We can’t have creches on public property,  or Christmas trees in schools, and we shouldn’t sing Christmas carols in the public schools either.  It’s threatening to non-Christians, you see.  They might be uncomfortable.  To which I must reply, “Bullshit!”  At the risk of sounding like an old fart, things were simpler when I was a kid.  By which I don’t mean things were easier back then.  I grew up in the 1960’s, hardly an uncomplicated time.  Our town was about half Christian and half Jewish.  Come the holidays, the Christians sang the Hanukah songs and the Jewish kids sang the Christmas carols, and to my knowledge, nobody ever felt pressured to convert.  That’s not good enough anymore.  Merely saying “Merry Christmas” can be considered Islamophobic in Britain.  Yet another example of the Left’s mindless obsession for exhibiting unquestioning tolerance to the least tolerant people on the face of the Earth.  But that wasn’t enough.  Now the Left has set it’s out-of-focus sights on one of the most popular Christmas figures, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.  The Rudolph animated TV show, a holiday staple, has been declared by the Huffington Post no less, and there is no less, get ready for this, “problematic.”  The show is now unsuitable for children because in it Rudolph’s father verbally abuses him, it’s also “problematic” that Rudolph’s classmates bully him.  According to these left-wing wing nuts, “In the end, Rudolph & friends learn the bitter truth”… that “deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”  You see, Rudolph isn’t accepted until he proves himself useful to the fat guy driving the sled.  Once again, let me proclaim, “Bullshit!”  For the Left, you see, there are no victors, only victims.  A comment to the Huff Post from Lisa Boothe succinctly sums up this nonsense, “Why does the Left try to ruin everything?  Leave Rudolph alone you nut jobs.  I think your kids have more to worry about with you as parents than watching this movie.”  Amen Lisa.  Then again, maybe the leftists are on to something.  Perhaps all the reindeer need to be reexamined, to make sure they are sufficiently progressive for modern times.  We have Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.  Dancer and Prancer are probably alright, but if Prancer is gay, isn’t it about time he/she comes out of the closet, or is it the stable?   Cupid was the son of Venus, who shoots people with arrows to make them fall in love.  First of all, it’s not politically correct to have a reindeer named for a heterosexual dating website.  Also, the idea of a male shooting arrows into females to make them fall in love with males is repugnant.  So Cupid is out.  How about a new reindeer – Grindr.  Vixen apparently is female, but we must keep up with the times.  We need a transgender reindeer, how about Vince?  Blitzen is fast as a bolt and can electrify others.  Not acceptable in the age of alternative energy.  We need a green reindeer – how about Windmill or Tesla?  Dasher is derived from the German Dascher, which means purse maker.  He’s good at sewing, and that reminds us of third world sweatshops.  Maybe we need a more stylish purse maker, how about Hermes or Fendi?  Comet is reputed to love the attention of little children.  That could be problematic nowadays.  He bears watching.  Donner means Thunder in German.  Thunder is frightening, so that’s not good.  Also, he has a deep baritone voice which denotes toxic masculinity.  We need a non-threatening male soprano reindeer, so how about Castrato?  And why stop with the reindeer?  The traditional Christmas songs are equally “problematic.”  Baby, It’s Cold Outside has been dropped from some radio station play lists because the lyrics encourage sexual harassment, non-consensual sex and date rape.  No, I’m not making this up.   It got me thinking.  Most of our traditional songs are “problematic.”  Dreaming of a White Christmas?  You better not, Hallmark Channel Christmas movies have been denounced as being “too white.”  So, let’s take the racism out of Christmas – White Christmas is out.  God rest ye merry gentlemen?  Don’t women get any rest?  Out.  Come oh ye faithful?  What about the atheists?  “Come let us adore Him?”  What about his poor mother, who had to give birth in a stable?  So much for the Roman healthcare system.   I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?  Why a heterosexual song.  How about, I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus?  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?  If government healthcare included dental coverage, the poor kid could look forward to something better for Christmas than oral surgery.  Santa Baby?   A woman begs a man for a sable coat, money, jewelry and a car.  Fur is offensive to PETA.  She shouldn’t have to beg.  She should just sue the prick and take what she wants.  Grandma got run over by a reindeer?  What was Grandma doing out in the snow, while Grandpa was sitting on his fat ass watching football?  Jingle bells?  Some of the lyrics foster ageism and misogyny. “Now the ground is white, Go it while you’re young, Take the girls tonight, And sing this sleighing song.” Out.  Santa Claus is coming to town?  “He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!”  This encourages home invasion, peeping toms, and is way too judgmental.  Out.  Winter wonderland? “Walking in a winter wonderland.”  What about poor Hondurans.  They can’t enjoy a winter wonderland.  Another reason not to have borders.  Feliz Navidad and Donde esta Santa Claus are OK for now.  Get the picture?  The only thing left for us may be Silent Night.  Not the song, mind you, it’s just too religious.  Just stay silent for Christmas, so as not to offend those with superior faiths, or a lack thereof.  Sit around your wasteful, ecology destroying tree with your mouth shut, and have a Merry Christmas, sorry, I mean Happy Holidays, or as happy as the intolerant, left-wing imbeciles think is good for you.