If they weren’t so tragic, the foibles of the Biden Administration would be comical.  Biden has botched everything he’s touched.  Now it’s Christmas.  This should be a freebie for Joe Biden.  I mean, how can you screw up Christmas?  They decorate the White House, they light the tree, the President mouths some platitudes.  It’s the one thing a President should be able to do without being criticized.  Presidents normally issue a Christmas message.  Here’s part of Ronald Reagan’s 1983 message, “In spite of everything, we Americans are still uniquely blessed, not only with the rich bounty of our land but by a bounty of the spirit—a kind of year-round Christmas spirit that still makes our country a beacon of hope in a troubled world and that makes this Christmas and every Christmas even more special for all of us who number among our gifts the birthright of being an American.”  Wow!  This week, Corrupt Demented Imbecile Joe Biden issued what will be considered his Christmas message.  It was a message about the only issue hysterical Democrats care about, the Omicron Covid variant.  Biden promised Americans, “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death, if you’re unvaccinated, for themselves, their family, and the hospital they’ll soon overwhelm.”  Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.  It warms your heart, doesn’t it?  Here’s the official White House Christmas card –

Now, I’m not trivializing the Wuhan virus problem.  It’s just that the apocalyptic fervor over Omicron doesn’t add up.  The virus mutated into a variant that is more contagious and less severe.  In a sane world, where natural immunity and herd immunity still existed, that would be a good thing.  Our world is not sane.  Simply put, the panic over Omicron is manufactured.  There are more than 10 million active Wuhan cases (positive tests) in the U.S.  Of these, 0.15% are in serious or critical condition.  Don’t take my word for it.  Dr. Marty Makary of Johns Hopkins said there is “a pandemic of lunacy” over the Omicron variant, which he called, “omi-cold,” a mild illness.  Joe Biden has a solution though.  Keep pushing the vaccines that haven’t prevented new positive tests among the vaccinated, and, wait for it – more testing.  Trust Joe to do the wrong thing.  People who are sick should have access to tests.  But as Dr. Makary has noted, testing asymptomatic people just feeds the pandemic of lunacy.  The NFL figured this out last week.  Faced with scores of otherwise perfectly healthy players testing positive, they changed the plan.  Stop testing players with no symptoms.  Fewer positive tests equals less disruption and hysteria.  Biden’s announcement, making 500,000,000 free tests available is a hypochondriacs dream come true, which can only hamper an already subpar economy.

Things are getting bad for Biden.  In the face of people waiting  hours in the streets for a test, even CNN and PBS are suggesting it’s Biden’s fault test kits weren’t ready.  Biden denied this in true Biden fashion.  He said, it’s not a failure because Omicron appeared  overnight  (Uh,  November 8) .  There was “a big rush for tests, and I knew that was coming.”  When asked why it took so long, Biden said, it was “unexpected.”  So that explains it.  It happened overnight, but he knew it was coming, although it was unexpected.  The torrent of Biden gibberish, when coupled with his “winter of illness and death” holiday pronouncement, convinced me that we need to adapt old holiday favorite stories and songs to reflect Biden’s Covid Christmas.  Here are a few.   First that holiday classic, Charles Dickens’, A Christmas Carol.  The narrator begins, “Joe Biden had lost his marbles.  There is no doubt whatever about that.”  Ebenezer Scrooge then is visited by the Ghost of Joe Biden’s Marbles, who quietly mumbles, “Alabaster Scrooge.  You will be haunted by three spirits.  One – the ghost of Christmas Past. B – Joe Manchin.  And then, the, uh, uh, you know, the thing.  Uh, why am I here?”  Then they could remake the A Charlie Brown Christmas show.  I can just see the Peanuts gang singing in front of a roaring fire –

Omicron is here
Democrats all cheer
Fear for all, close the mall
Waste another year

Virus in the air
Havoc everywhere
Mask your face, just in case
And keep six feet clear

We should update other Christmas carols to fit the pandemic of lunacy too –

Rockin’ around the vaccine site
It’s the two step vaccine rock
Booster One, then booster Two
And it all sounds like a crock

Have yourself another Wuhan booster
Hope your heart’s okay
From now on you’ll do
Exactly what we say

No rest ye worried citizens
There’s cause for more dismay
It seems that Doctor Fauci
Has cancelled Christmas Day
To save us all from Covid’s thrall
What more is there to say
Oh Winter of illness and death, illness and death
Oh Winter of illness and death

Oh come Doctor Fauci
Joyless and depressing
Oh come he, oh come he
on TV again

You’ll be home for Christmas
Get the jab for free
Please have zinc and vitamin D
And vax cards on the tree

And finally, that timeless classic, The Twelve Months of Biden

In the first year of Biden, this is what we see,
Twelve months of mumbling
Afghan disaster
China a-laughing
Nine-fold inflation
Eight Hunter artworks
Psaki a-spinning
Six spokesmen lying
Five dollar gas
Four hundred thousand dead
Three weak vaccines
Too much bullshit, and
A moronic cackling VP

So, during this festive holiday season, please heed the guidance of the Biden Administration.  Even if you’re not sick, get tested.  If you do come up positive, you can quarantine and you won’t have to visit your relatives.  And protect the environment.  If you absolutely have to breath, try not to do it near anyone else, and whatever you do, don’t exhale CO2. Otherwise,  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a, uh, uh, well, you know, the thing.  Why am I here?