We already know about Donald Trump’s television career.  Trump has hosted The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice for more than 10 years.  He is a known quantity, at least as far as his television personality goes.  Hillary Clinton is something else again.  She is an enigma, not because she is new to the public stage, but because, for 25 years, she has taken great pains to hide her actions, cover her tracks, deny, dissemble, and destroy any evidence that might contradict her version of the “facts.”  Simply put, she is a liar from way back.  Hillary is that rare politician who, rather than seeking the spotlight, seeks to avoid any scrutiny.  It’s almost as though she has something to hide.  Remember, this is the woman who, as First Lady, ordered White House staffers not to look at her should they pass her in the hall.  Not a bad deal when you think about it.  So, I was thinking, if Trump’s TV image is The Apprentice, then what kind of TV image best suits the elusive Ms. Hillary? This is an important question, because the TV networks will want to help President Hillary in any way they can.  After all, she’s only a presidential candidate now, and CBS already has had the show Madam Secretary running for two years.  It’s about a female Secretary of State who expertly balances her public duties with her family responsibilities.  Who do you think CBS had in mind when it put that show on the air?  So, if we are so unlucky as to have Hillary elected President, there will have to be more TV programs on the schedule to try to make her appear popular.  But what will it be?  Madam Secretary could start doing episodes based on Hillary’s accomplishments as Secretary of State.  They could have Hillary destroying Libya.  Hillary destabilizing Syria.  Hillary giving the advice that led to Iran getting nuclear weapons.  Then there’s Benghazi.  That could be a two part show.  The first week would cover Hillary ignoring the Ambassador’s pleas for extra security, and failing to respond to the attack that killed four Americans, including the Ambassador.  Part Two would be the coverup.  Hillary blaming some unknown schlemiel who created an unwatched video, and then telling Congress that four men may have died, but “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!”  But that’s not enough.  Political shows have been popular.  Remember The West Wing?  Hillary’s show could be called The Worst Wing.  It couldn’t be an hour long show, though.  Since Hillary never has a press conference and avoids public events that limits the story lines.  The upside is that, since Hillary never tells the truth, the writers could just make up any story, and it would be closer to reality that any statement from the White House.  Crime shows also are very popular.  Hillary’s perfect for that genre.  How about CSI-HILLARY.  That could be a great show.  It practically writes itself.  The CSI team would be busy trying to reconstruct cell phones that Hillary’s henchmen smashed with hammers.  Hey, maybe the show should be called Smash.  No, I guess that’s already been done.  Anyway, the CSI investigators could dig into the corrupt dealings of the Clinton Foundation, following the money trail from foreign banks to Hillary’s pockets.  Maybe the geniuses from Scorpion could make a guest appearance and they could figure out what happened to Hillary’s deleted emails.  Then, in the season finale, all of Hillary’s staffers could take the 5th, the FBI could grant them immunity, and then announce no laws were broken.   That’s clearly must see TV.  What else?  Medical shows are as popular as they’ve ever been.  How about Hill’s Anatomy?  That show could run for years.  Every week, the doctors would tackle another of Hillary’s ailments.  Every specialty could have an episode.  Neurologists for her concussion and transverse sinus venous thrombosis.  Opthamologists could look into her double vision, and determine why one of her eyes sometimes goes West while the other one is going East.  Nose and throat doctors for her persistent coughing fits.  Endocrinologists for her hypothyroidism.  Pulmonologists for her pneumonia.  Then there’s plenty of work for orthopedists, because Hillary falls down a lot.  You know, one medical show might not be enough.  Maybe there could be another show called Hillary’s House.  They could bring back Dr. House as the White House physician, and  when Hillary has one of her “spells” Dr. House could figure out what’s really wrong with her.  We can’t leave out the reality shows either.  If Trump had The Apprentice, then Hillary needs one too.  Perhaps it could be called The Menace.  Every week President Hillary would be faced with one of the world’s problems.  A team of experts would be on hand to advise Hillary.  In the final segment, Hillary would screw things up, and make the world a more dangerous place in which to live.  Then, she would lie about what she had done, and instead of saying “You’re fired!” she could screech “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?”  So tune in again next week, same bitch time, same bitch channel.  Fade to black.