As this is written, Donald Trump has been elected the 47th President of the United States.  Many people, including myself, doubted that Trump could survive the relentless persecution he has for eight years endured; the constant bashing in the media; the impeachments; the lawsuits; the criminal charges; and the never ending bald-faced lies.  A lesser man never could have maintained his sanity, much less achieve the miraculous political resurrection that Trump has managed to pull off.

Abraham Lincoln famously said, “You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.”  Despite the 24/7 barrage of lies, half-truths, and delusions perpetrated by those who masquerade as practitioners of journalism in the United States, enough of the electorate remained unfooled.  They were able to see through the media deceptions, the phony celebrity endorsements, and the fraudulent polling.  I suppose this proves that, “You can screw most the voters some of the time, but you cannot screw all of the voters all of the time.”

The magnitude of the Trump victory cannot be understated.  Think about it.  In spite of the best, or more accurately the worst, the Left could muster, the Deplorable, Election Denier, Racist, Anti-Semitic, Sexist, Rapist, Impeached, Fascist, Felon, Stalin, Hitler, Threat to Democracy, Piece of Garbage, Donald J. Trump, will be our next President.  And to all the delusional Leftists who in 2020 broke or ignored every election law, stuffed every ballot box, magically produced phantom bins of sketchy mail ballots, and then prosecuted anyone who dared to object – Trump is coming back, and you have no one to blame but yourselves.  

The Left went to unprecedented lengths to rid themselves of the troublesome Trump in 2020.  They foisted Joe Biden on America, portraying him as a centrist.  Biden pledged to be a unifier.  Once in office, they convinced the simple-minded boob to abandon unity in order to advance every Marxist fever dream boondoggle policy ever imagined.  Because the meme was “Trump bad,” they undid every Trump policy.  The policies that had resulted in lower taxes, higher wages, energy independence, world peace, and a booming economy all were unraveled.

There followed reckless spending fueling crippling inflation, soaring interest rates, and a nationwide housing crisis, made all the worse by swarms of illegal alien invaders.  Calls to defund the police, and Soros backed prosecutors who refused to enforce the law, allowed criminal gangs to run wild.  Simply put, Biden and Harris fucked up everything they touched, then turned around and asked America to give them four more years to finish the destruction.  Thankfully, the voters declined.

Had the Left not screwed Trump out of the 2020 election, in January 2025, Trump would be gone, and they could go about their liberal idiocy in a country with secure borders, no inflation, a vibrant economy, and a world at peace.  Instead, they are now going to have to endure the return of Trump the Barbarian.

Homer (the Greek, not Simpson) said that “revenge is far sweeter than flowing honey.”  Alfred Hitchcock added that, “revenge is sweet and not fattening.”  French writer Eugene Sue is responsible for the quote, “revenge is a dish best served cold.”  Trump has said his victory will be his revenge, and now, after four long years in the wilderness, he can enjoy that dish at his leisure.

The markets have reacted favorably to the return of Trump, with Dow Jones futures up 1,300 points, other indices way up, and bitcoin values soaring.  But not everyone is happy with the result.  Despite the Democrat Campaign of Joy, there is no joy in Progressive Mudville, for the flighty Kamala, a/k/a, Que Mala, has struck out.  Leftists of all stripes are losing their minds, and I couldn’t be happier.

Keep in mind that leftists are never happy, even when they win.  Based upon this illogic, they really should be happy now because they have lots to be unhappy about.  And as the utter shock of Trump’s performance begins to sink in, the recriminations have only just begun.

MSNBC’s Joy Reid denounced Florida as an “extreme right-wing fascist State.”  Progressives are always the first ones to criticize any real progress.

Communist Van Jones, true to form, reached right for the race card, saying Trump “had a license to be an obnoxious ass that Que Mala never had because of her race and gender,” arguing that “if you’re a person of color, you don’t feel like you have that freedom.”  Sorry Van, if you feel shackled by your race it’s not Trump’s fault, and by the way, you are an obnoxious ass, despite your race.

Juan Williams (why is he on Fox?) complained that the voters ignored January 6th, to vote against a black woman.  No Juan, the voters rightfully determined that their current inability to provide for their families was more important than a four year old trespassing episode that only the media, lying Democrats (that’s redundant), and Liz Cheney considered to be an insurrection.

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell denounced the Electoral College as “the Founding Fathers’ version of voter suppression.”  No, you imbecile, it was the Founding Fathers’ version of tyrant suppression.  The Electoral College protected the small States from domination by Virginia and New York, and without the Electoral College, there would have been no Constitution and no United States.

In any case, this year, for the first time in 20 years, the victorious Republican candidate not only won the electoral vote, but also the popular vote, as this is written by a margin of 5 million.  But don’t confuse Leftists with the facts.  A good complaint is a good complaint.

Leftists even took out their frustrations on the Empire State Building, which glowed red whenever Trump won a swing State.  One wrote that the building was celebrating the end of democracy.  No jerky.  When voters choose the candidate they prefer that is democracy.

The perverted world of Hollywood, so-called celebrities, was predictably triggered by a free and fair election.  Billy Eilish and Christina Applegate bemoaned a coming “war on women.”  The suddenly relevant Cardi B was more blunt, “I hate y’all bad.  Get away from me.  Burn your fucking hats.”

The demented Bette Midler posted a photo suggesting the drinking of Draino if Trump won.  Now, I don’t recommend such action, but I will overnight her a case of Draino.  Bottoms up!  There’s little danger though.  I think Bette Midler promised to leave the country if Trump won in 2016, yet she’s still among us.  I’ve never been a fan of pitcher Roger Clemons, but I have to second his recent advice. “Whoever said I’m leaving America if Trump wins, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”  Amen.

Finally, there is British writer Philip Pullman (I never heard of him either), who took it upon himself to write, “Goodbye America, it was nice knowing you.”  Listen you Limey SOB, now you know how normal Americans felt after being subjected to the depredations of you and the rest of your stupid Hollywood perverted asshole buddies.  Go back to your own country and tell your King how to run things. Cheerio!

If I appear to be gloating over Trump’s victory, you bet I am.  We’re all entitled to savor the moment.  I’ll put it in terms even a Hollywood A-hole can understand.  Remember Star Wars?  2016 was A New Hope.  2020 was The Empire Strikes Back. And 2024 is The Return of the Maga.  Only this time, instead of a star fighter, Trump is piloting a different vehicle –

Time to take out the real trash.