Next Tuesday is election day.  For months we’ve been hearing about a coming Red Wave, a Democrat resurgence after the Supreme Court’s abortion decision, then a Republican rebound.  Republicans need to gain 5 seats to control the House, and the Senate, now tied 50-50 requires but one net pickup to put control in Republican hands.  Predictions are literally all over the map.  They range from the ridiculous to the sublime.  For the ridiculous, this from Nancy Pelosi, “I cannot believe anybody would vote for these people[Republicans].” Pelosi claimed the GOP campaign was driven by “endless lying and endless money.”  This is a typical Democrat attempt to hide the truth.  Democrats are lying about the economy, inflation, energy production, and even the number of States.  Last week, Corrupt Demented Imbecile Joe Biden said there were 54 States, and Democrats are outspending Republicans in Senate campaigns at least 2 to 1.  But then again, with her power hanging by a thread, what do you expect from a pig but a grunt?  On the sublime front, Newt Gingrich predicts Republican pickups of 20 to 50 seats in the House, and a Republican Senate, where he predicts that Herschel Walker will win by 5-6%.  Even Democrats perceive a problem in Georgia.  The detestable Chuck Schumer recently was overheard telling Biden, “We are going downhill in Georgia.”  About 70% of voters consider the most important issues to be the economy, crime, and border security,  the same issues on which voters most trust Republicans.  In addition, voters are scared, with between 60% and 80% of those polled believing that we are already in a recession.  Those results don’t bode well for Democrats.  But typically, Democrats are in denial, and actually are suggesting that the problem isn’t that they’ve royally screwed the country up, but that the voters simply don’t understand that the real issues are abortion and saving our democracy from Donald Trump.  Seriously?   MSNBC legal analyst Glenn Kirschner (any relation to Claude?) says that if Republicans win in November, they will “figure out a way” to jail the entire January 6 Committee.  Now that I think of it, that’s not a bad idea.  MSNBC’s Chris Hayes says Democrats must fight to lower gas prices (that Biden raised) in order to save our democracy from “existential peril.”  Not because people can’t afford, gasoline, heat or food, but because the high prices encourage people to vote Republican.  Hayes said, “Oil companies, OPEC, and the Saudis,” aren’t eager to lower prices before an election where Democratic candidates are vulnerable.  “That’s why Saudi Arabia might want to suddenly announce a cut in oil production right before the midterms.”  You got it backwards Jackass.  If Republicans were in charge, and we produced our own energy, global oil prices would fall, which is the last thing Saudi Arabia and Russia want to see happen.  MSNBC’s Ryan Cooper says, the election results will determine whether there are any more real elections.  Apparently an election is “real” only when non-citizens vote,  unsigned ballots are counted weeks after election day, blatant fraud is ignored, and Democrats win.  Cooper complained that the real issues aren’t being reported, such as a global financial apocalypse (I guess he means the one Joe Biden and the Democrats created), and enormous cuts to Medicare and Social Security, cuts that no Republican proposes to make.  Cooper continued, “If Republicans win they will certainly attempt to end democracy as we know it.”  They only know it when they win.  They’re still harping on voter suppression, even though more people have voted than ever before.  Biden Spokes-liar Karin Jean-Pierre fielded that one explaining, “Just because voter turnout has increased, doesn’t mean there’s not suppression.”  Huh?  Cooper concluded, “I would not rule out actual attempted election theft.” Of course he wouldn’t rule it out, Cooper figures if Democrats can do it, why not Republicans?  As election day approaches Democrats have been required to pour money into races that were once considered safe Democrat seats.  In upstate New York, Democrat Sean Maloney (rhymes with baloney), who is part of the House leadership, finds himself vulnerable to his Republican opponent.  House seats that were considered safe, in Blue States like Rhode Island, Oregon, and Washington are now in play.  The seats in New York’s Hudson Valley are now tossups.  In a number of States, female Hispanic Republicans are running strong in areas now served by Democrats.  In the Senate race, Herschel Walker has pulled ahead of Warnock.  In Pennsylvania, Dr. Oz has pulled even with Fetterman, and in some polls is ahead.  With Halloween now over, I can’t understand why any sane voter would vote for Fetterman, a Frankenstein look-alike who lacks the monster’s verbal abilities.  And it’s not about his stroke.  In fact, the stroke might be helping him.  If Fetterman was able to articulate his opinions, his radical policies would prove him unqualified for the job.  In Arizona, Democrat Mark Kelly is running neck and neck with Blake Masters, and Republican Kari Lake is running well ahead of her Democrat opponent.  New Hampshire Democrat Maggie Hassan, who won six years ago by about 1,000 votes out of more than 700,000, is vulnerable this year.  In Nevada, Republican Adam Laxalt is running ahead of his incumbent opponent.  Even Patty Murray in Washington is in a competitive race.  Regardless of who you choose to believe, things look bleak for Democrats.  Rasmussen polling shows Republicans with a 7% lead in the generic ballot, which portends big gains for Republicans.  Republicans have a 16 point lead with independents.  Additionally, 27 percent of black voters and 45 percent of other minority groups said they would vote for the Republican candidate if the election were held today.  If this is correct, Democrats are cooked.  Lee Zeldin has a real chance to defeat Kathy Hochel in New York.  Even Woke wingnuts in Oregon have grown tired of rising crime and homeless camps on their streets, and a Republican may be elected Governor for the first time in 40 years.  Democrats find themselves on the wrong side of every issue.  Despite this, or maybe because of it, Democrats have decided to ignore the issues important to voters, and to rely on fear and threats.  They woke Biden up Wednesday night so he could insult half the country again by warning that, if Republicans win, our democracy is doomed.  His henchman Ron Klain then announced “this is your last warning.”  Our last warning or else what, Ron?  As I mentioned, the predictions are all over the map, so I’ll add my own.  I predict that Republicans will gain 42 seats in the House and a net +3 in the Senate, giving them a 53-47 majority.  Tuesday November 8th is almost here.  Election Day is my favorite holiday.  This one should be enjoyable.  Get your popcorn ready.