With the holidays upon us, I thought I’d take a more lighthearted look at the first year of the Trump Administration with a Trump-inspired version of The 12 Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
A shot at Crooked Hillary

On the second day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the third day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the fourth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the fifth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the sixth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the seventh day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the eighth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
8 Media meltdowns
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the ninth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
9 Muellers leaking
8 Media meltdowns
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the tenth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
10 Liberals lying
9 Muellers leaking
8 Media meltdowns
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
11 Fake news stories
10 Liberals lying
9 Muellers leaking
8 Media meltdowns
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the Donald sent to me,
12 Dems denouncing
11 Fake news stories
10 Liberals lying
9 Muellers leaking
8 Media meltdowns
7 Schumer smears
6 North Korean sanctions
5 Nasty Tweets
4 Courts a-staying
3 Travel bans
2 Trump steaks
and a shot at Crooked Hillary

Having ripped off The 12 Days of Christmas, and given the time of year, it’s only fitting that I also rip off Clement Moore’s A Visit From St. Nicholas.  So here are the final two stanzas of A Visit From The Donald:

He spoke some blunt words, then went straight to his work,
Fulfilled all his promises, called Schumer a jerk;
And hewing quite close to the path that he chose,
And sending a Tweet, kept the Libs on their toes;

He sprang to his plane, to his team gave a whistle,
Air Force One flew away like a Rocket Man missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he flew out of sight,

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

IT WILL BE GREAT!  BELIEVE ME!